The perfect gift for whats-his-name！

This is the hilarious and eminently relatable calendar that celebrates the golden years with quotes， jokes， and real-life anecdotes of senioritis in  action。 Like Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdos， who met his good friend Elliot Mendelson at a conference， asked him where he was from， then remarked “Oh， then you must know my good friend Elliot Mendelson。” Warning labels for the truly absentminded， like “May irritate eyes” on a can  of self-defense pepper spray。 Plus Confusion in the Court， Scatterbrained Signs for the Ages， and fascinating facts: Did you know a Norwegian study of 44，000 people found that women have better memories than men？ Printed on FSC-certified paper and 100% recyclable。